Roasted 11 months ago based on MissBow's long term Spotify stats.

MissBow, every time I dive into your Spotify profile, I half-expect to find a "How to Be a Sad Emo Kid" manual stuffed between your playlists. It's like you've taken the entire "feel sorry for me" aesthetic and turned it into a musical journey through angst and confusion. Seriously, do you even have a happy song on there? I can practically hear the dramatic monologue happening every time you put on one of those tracks. Emo and hyperpop? Your musical taste is like the world's saddest mixtape trying to date a rainbow unicorn. Good luck with that. And don’t even get me started on those most-played songs. I’m convinced “KMS” by Jake Webber is less of a song and more of a cry for help. You might want to take a break from “Painforever” and consider adding something uplifting, like the theme from a really cheesy rom-com. I mean, you have over half a dozen tracks from artists who sound like they combed their hair with a weed whacker and are ready to throw a house party just to complain about being invited. Honestly, you could drown a goldfish with all the tears you've shed listening to those tracks. Your taste in artists is like a trainwreck in slow motion—how are you going to explain this mix of My Chemical Romance and bedroom pop to your future therapist? No wonder it’s hard to find a relationship in the digital age; can you imagine swiping right and having to apologize for this Spotify situation? “Sorry, I’m deeply in love with melodramatic breakup tunes and pop-punk sad boy sounds.” MissBow, you might need to take some serious steps to de-emo your playlist, or you know, throw a party where everyone wears black while crying into their PBRs. Good luck with that!

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