Roasted 8 months ago based on Leah michelin ☀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Leah, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's fever dream from 2016! Seriously, we get it—your world revolves around K-Pop and this bizarre notion that "noise music" is an actual genre. I can only assume your definition of noise includes two cats fighting in a blender. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of overproduced pop songs with a side of “please, turn that down” screams, I’d just blast whatever bop you sing along to in the shower. You do realize there are other kinds of music out there, right? Or are you just too busy learning the choreography of every Stray Kids song to notice? Let’s talk about that top artist list, shall we? Did you consult an algorithm designed for children’s sleepovers, or was there a K-Pop fan club voting contest in your basement? I haven't seen such a blatant dedication to one genre since that one friend who wore a fedora for five years straight. BAEKHYUN and V? Sweetie, it’s like you opened a Spotify account just for their fan pages. Newsflash: you’re not part of the “in-crowd” just because you’ve been streaming an idol's b-sides. Your playlist should come with a warning label saying “May cause uncontrollable dance moves and the inability to form relationships outside of your WiFi connection.” And let’s not forget your most played songs! First off, "ice.cream (Hyunjin)," what are you—ten years old? Your taste is so niche and specific you could charge admission for a tour through a garden of vocal falsettos and angsty heartbreak anthems. Look, I get it, K-Rap and J-Pop are your vibes, but can you please explore at least one non-Japanese artist? At this point, I feel like you’re one Danganronpa soundtrack away from needing a full intervention. Give your ears a rest, Leah, and maybe take a break from the K-craziness long enough to discover a little something we like to call "diversity." Just try not to pass out from the shock of hearing a song sung in English.

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