Roasted 2 years ago based on Merili Lissel Niitsoo's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Merili Lissel Niitsoo, your Spotify profile screams "I have an emotional attachment to my hairbrush and a one-way ticket to the nearest karaoke bar." With a favorite genre list so long it looks like you’re trying to collect participation trophies, it’s clear your music taste is less “curated playlist” and more “mood swings while scrolling aimlessly.” Between “Estonian Pop” and “Indie Poptimism” lies the admission that you actually just clicked on whatever your algorithm spit out. Come on, we all know you’ve got more hidden gems in your snack cabinet than in your playlist! Your top artists are a blend of “I like to pretend I’m deep” and “please endorse my playlist; I’m still trying to reconcile my time with Nickelback.” Seriously, how do you rock to both Sia and Nickelback? I can just imagine you crying to “Fix You” while hitting that “All the Right Reasons” playlist harder than that last slice of pizza. It’s a musical schizophrenia that can only be rivaled by your selection of "Talent Show" as a genre – as if you were trying to convince us you know what real talent is despite standing behind the curtain with the other wannabes! And let’s not ignore those most played songs. "torchlight" by "Minimal Wind"? Sounds like an obscure candle-making hobby gone wrong. "Fall Back" by "Lithe"? More like your dating profile strategy. Why does “Gotta Be Somebody” by Nickelback have a spot in your top ten? Let’s face it, calling that a guilty pleasure is like saying your obsession with “Piano Rock” isn’t just an excuse to relive your high school emo phase. You’re living proof that musical taste can be both endearing and completely tragic, like that pair of Crocs you refuse to throw away. Keep streaming, but maybe try not to make us cringe so hard next time!
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