Roasted 2 years ago based on Kaka's long term Spotify stats.

Primitiva Kaka, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's desperate attempt to find an identity, and honestly, it’s cute. With a top artist list that screams "I only wear black hoodies and cry in the shower," you might as well add "emo kid at heart" as your favorite genre. If “Metalcore” had a loving cousin named “Overemotional Whining,” you’d be the poster child. Seriously, how do you own so much music with "core" in the title but still can’t seem to find any core strength? At this rate, the only thing you’ll be summoning is the embarrassment of your musical choices. And let’s talk about that most played section! Who knew that “The Summoning” came with a side of “Stuck in Your Feels”? I have to hand it to you; nothing says “I’m cool and edgy” like playing a song five times in a row while questioning every life decision you’ve made since the fifth grade. The mix of artists is like a half-baked playlist from someone who attended one metal concert in college and now thinks they’re a connoisseur. "Amira Elfeky"? What are you trying to prove here? That your taste in music is as eclectic as your collection of plaid flannel shirts? But don’t worry, Primitiva! Your username sounds like a character in a lost “Harry Potter” book. And just like that neglected chapter, you’ll be forgotten in a realm of better choices. So, while you’re busy living your best life jamming out to “Deathcore” and “Zoomergaze” (if that even makes sense), just remember that the only thing more cringeworthy than your favorite songs is the way you probably still type “LOL” in group chats. But hey, at least your screams of agony have a soundtrack!

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