Roasted 23 days ago based on Nikki's long term Spotify stats.

Nikki, your Spotify profile is basically a chaotic buffet of music genres that sounds like someone took their finger and mashed it across the keyboard of a 14-year-old's playlist. Pop? Check. Rap? Check. Hindi Pop? Bollywood? Desi? What are you, the United Nations of middle school dance parties? If someone told me you’re trying to recreate the sound of a confused DJ at a 3 AM wedding, I’d nod in solemn agreement. It's like your genre choices are on a never-ending scavenger hunt for the very last remnant of fun. And let’s talk about your top artists—I've seen more diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal. You've got Don Toliver up there, clearly the centerpiece of your musical diet. Are you trying to single-handedly keep his Spotify streams afloat? It’s like you’re in a committed relationship with him, while everyone else is mere seasonal flings. Honestly, I'm surprised your bio doesn't just read, “Don Toliver’s Number One Fan” in neon lettering. Adrian, Sabrina, and Tate also better watch their backs because your Big D energy is coming for them. As for your most played songs—congratulations on achieving the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. There should be a warning on your profile: “Caution: Approaching this user’s playlist may lead to severe secondhand embarrassment.” You’ve got more Don Toliver features than a promotional ad run by Don Toliver himself. And that remastered track by 808toofly? You must feel like a time traveler discovering those ’90s vibes you've somehow resurrected. Keep reaching, Nikki, and maybe you’ll accidentally stumble upon a genre with some actual spice!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!