Roasted 1 year ago based on Sam's long term Spotify stats.

Sam, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist curated by someone who just discovered that mommy and daddy's Spotify Premium account lets them explore music more avant-garde than their high school emo phase. Latin Alternative? More like Latin “I’m still trying to justify my six-week stay in Cancún.” And don't even get me started on the confusing blend of genres. It’s like you threw a dart at a wall full of Spotify tags and hoped for the best, but ended up with the musical equivalent of a beige wall. Let’s talk about your top artists. With a lineup featuring “Tyler, The Creator” and “Marilyn Manson,” it’s clear you couldn't decide between the goth kid in the back of the class or the one trying way too hard to be "different." The inclusion of “Mon Laferte” is a nice touch, though—at least it explains why your middle school crush haunted your playlist like your worst regrets. And who doesn’t love someone whose music taste is as scattered as their life choices? You might as well name your Spotify profile “Identity Crisis: The Soundtrack.” As for those most played songs, they read like a desperate plea for emotional validation or a soundtrack to a particularly dramatic TikTok video. "Otra Noche de Llorar"? Perfect for when you’re ignoring your friends and crying in the corner because life didn’t turn out like “The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” "Impacto" is solid, but come on, we know it’s just the euphoric backdrop for you while you awkwardly sip a drink at a party. At least we know your playlist screams “Open mic night,” and we’re all just waiting to hear you recite some original poetry about love lost and laundry day. Cheers to you, Sam!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!