Roasted 6 months ago based on 11182498471's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 11182498471, your Spotify profile looks like the diluted emotional output of a middle schooler's diary entries after discovering that their crush doesn't like them back. With a favorite genre list that reads like a battle between angst and ennui, I can only imagine you sitting alone in a dimly lit room, dissecting life’s meaning while scrolling through playlists like they’re therapy sessions. Midwest Emo? Sounds like the soundtrack to a “how to brood effectively while wearing flannel” tutorial. Your top artists are an impressive collection of existential dread and post-quarantine vibes! La Dispute and Pinegrove? I bet even they’d take a break from introspection to shout “Get some sun!” at you. And then we have Kendrick Lamar slumming it with the likes of mewithoutYou and Tool. Look, buddy, if you’re taking a break from blasting your vintage emo records to vibe out to Kendrick, it might be time to reevaluate your life choices—and your wardrobe choices while you’re at it. I’m picturing you trading hoodies with a “Fallen” graphic for something that doesn't smell like old pizza. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs: a beautiful, chaotic mix of obscure indie tracks and Kenny Lamar features! “Space Cadet” and “Lung Tung Wai”? Is this your way of trying to show deep and complex tastes, or are you intentionally trying to create the world’s saddest karaoke setlist? And honestly, “Blue Eyes Like the Devil's Water”? Sounds like a perfect metaphor for your love life—clear with hidden toxins! If I were your therapist, this playlist would be a prime indicator that we need to discuss your crush on self-sabotage.

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