Roasted 13 days ago based on Osullivanlacey's long term Spotify stats.

Osullivanlacey, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of an angsty teenager who never quite grew up. Seriously, is there a support group for people who think their peak of creativity was in a Hot Topic? Your favorite genres look like they should come with a side of eyeliner and some serious therapy sessions. Emo? Folk Punk? Hyperpop? Who curated this list, a sad clown after a breakup? It’s like you went to a music festival and just shoved your ears into a blender of mid-2000s nostalgia. Your top artists seem to represent a veritable college of the heartbroken, featuring more tragic heroes than a Shakespearean play. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance? I can practically feel your plaid shirt tightening around your emotional baggage. And let's face it, the sheer number of “Front Bottoms” songs you've played is enough to make one wonder if you’re trying to single-handedly bring back the ’sadness chic’ trend or just keeping the world informed of your ongoing existential crisis. You might want to try out a new artist; at this rate, you're about as predictable as a high school breakup. Your most played songs look like the official soundtrack to your nightly sob fest, and we get it, you’re deep like the last tub of ice cream after a breakup. But for the love of Spotify, can we diversify that playlist? If I didn’t know better, I’d assume you’re an undercover agent drilling into the minds of emotional teenagers. You know we all want to hang out with the cool kids from high school, but here you are, belting out sad tunes in the corner like a finely aged cheese. Maybe it’s time to close that chapter and step into a new genre—do they have “happy punk” or “music for people who don’t want to cry in the shower”?

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