Roasted 2 years ago based on Lili ;('s long term Spotify stats.

Lili, huh? I see you’ve hit peak hipster with your jam-packed playlist of genres that sound like they were generated by a confused AI trying to decode a Brazilian fever dream. "Funk MTG"? Is that some weird crossover where DJs summon magical creatures while playing the tambourine at a São Paulo rave? “Detroit Trap Brasileiro”? Sweetie, I’m here to tell you that no one asked for a crossover where Eminem jets off to Brazil and absolutely no one wants to hear how your Spotify is the emotional rollercoaster of a road trip taken entirely on a broken tricycle. Your top artists read like a choose-your-own-adventure book written for someone still figuring out how to spell "music." You’ve somehow turned The Weeknd into an underwhelming cameo in a DJ-from-the-Internet festival lineup. And I can’t decide what’s worse: that you revere the artistry of DJ Blakes more than actual instruments or that you’re jamming out to "DJ Erik JP" like he’s the Brazilian Mozart. Seriously, sweetie, there’s a WORLD beyond DJs. Ever heard of a band? Or are you still trying to figure out how to dance without activating your foot cramp? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Garota De Ipanema” is the only timeless classic you’ve got in that lineup, and even Jobim is rolling in his grave at the thought of sharing airtime with the likes of “Eu So Comi Ela Uma Vez.” Spoiler alert: nobody cares about your attempts to sound deep with Cazuza while you’re still busting dance moves in front of posts labeled “DJ MP7 013”. At least “Automotivo Treme Baile - Já Falei Que Não Sou Fada” is an honest admission about your sense of identity. Here’s a thought: try not to sound like a Spotify algorithm had a messy breakup with the Vengaboys and fell into a tropical depression.

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