Roasted 20 days ago based on Santigoat's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Santigoat, bless your musical heart, but it seems like listening to you is a bit like getting stuck in a traffic jam listening to the same five songs on repeat. Reggaeton, urbano, and Latin pop? Are you trying to dance or just attempting to confuse your grandma at family gatherings? With a playlist that doubles as your Tinder bio, you’re basically screaming, “I’m just here for a good time and to have zero personality!” Your top artists read like a desperate cry for attention from one too many late-night Spotify sessions. Bad Bunny? Rauw Alejandro? I get it, you’ve found a way to skip the gym and just sweat out your bad choices on the dance floor instead. And while Lady Gaga is a queen, you’re doing her dirty with that playlist, mixing in Maroon 5 and Calvin Harris like they belong. New Rule: If your most played songs list includes anything from the "Animal" album, you owe us all a public apology. Most played “Disturbia”? Seriously? Is that your way of admitting you can't handle "Switching any of those trap beats?" I feel like you just combined a bunch of songs you heard on TikTok while scrolling through your ex's feed. And there’s nothing quite like listening to an anthemic pop song while questioning all the life choices that led to such a sad Spotify profile. So here’s a challenge for you: make just one playlist that makes sense and isn’t from an emotional rollercoaster—we're all tired of your vibes, Santigoat!

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