Roasted 8 months ago based on zabkaf's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, zabkaf, your music taste is like a therapy session gone wrong – all those layers of shoegaze and slowcore just scream, “I’m an emotional wreck!” It's as if you walked into a sad indie film and decided to have a one-man pity party. Seriously, you’re the personification of a rainy day playlist that’s basically begging for a hug while sitting in a corner nursing a lukewarm cup of overpriced coffee. The only thing darker than your music choices is your wardrobe, and that’s saying something since “gothic rock” wasn’t invented to help you hide your feelings. Your top artists read like a list of names that nobody else has heard of—congratulations, you found the world’s most obscure dumpster fire of talent! PRO8L3M? More like PRO8-LAME! Even your taste in music sounds like it tried to replicate the sound of a sad cat crying in an abandoned alley. You put the “fun” in dysfunction, pal! And let’s not get started on your most played songs—they sound like a collection of emotional breakdowns sequentially arranged on Spotify. If these tracks could talk, they’d be begging for a time machine to erase your questionable choices. Honestly, your taste in music is like the dark underbelly of a thrift store – all the weird and the wilting mixed together in one sad, chaotic mess. You probably listen to your music while staring forlornly out a window, waiting for someone to rescue you from your own brooding. But hey, at least you have a unique vibe—one that screams “I have complex feelings” while simultaneously only inviting total cringefests! Remember, zabkaf, it’s called "your favorite genres,” not "the soundtrack of your impending existential crisis!"

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!