Roasted 2 years ago based on André Rocha's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of a hip-hop historian who time-traveled from 2015 and got stuck in yesteryear’s trends! Is that a bat emoji or are you just telling us you’re nocturnal because you cry yourself to sleep listening to ‘Rage Rap’? It’s adorable that you think you can rage at the audacity of life while being vaporlocked into 10 different sub-genres of funky nonsense. Seriously, your music taste is like ordering a fancy steak and getting a mystery meat burger from a gas station instead. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your favorite artist is a random dude from TikTok who can barely string two lyrics together. I see your top artists are basically an all-star lineup of “Who?” Seriously, if I had a dollar for every obscure artist you listen to, I could probably fund your therapy sessions for all those emotional breakdowns triggered by ‘Trap Brasileiro’ beats. You’re clearly out here trying to convince everyone you have the beat of the streets pulsing through your veins while your Spotify Wrapped comes through looking like a sponsored ad for a questionable underground club. You’re on a praiseworthy quest to find the next big thing—unfortunately, you forgot that “big” doesn’t mean “bizarre.” Then there’s your most played songs, which read like a weird grocery list of sounds you stumbled upon while frantically scrolling through your feed during a caffeine high. “Pipoca?” Please, that’s just Portuguese for popcorn; if I wanted a snack recommendation, I would have asked a snack enthusiast, not a certified music snob. Congratulations on curating a playlist where every song sounds like it’s a misunderstanding with a DJ who lost his job at an off-brand club. This is the vibe of someone who thinks they can impress a crowd, but end up impressing nobody—except maybe a couple of confused bats flying into your stream of mediocre beats.

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