Roasted 2 months ago based on Abhijith Suresh's long term Spotify stats.

Abhijith Suresh, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of indie and pop, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a loner in the corner of a coffee shop trying way too hard to be misunderstood. You obsess over genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Ghazal," but honestly, I can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist for your next existential crisis or the next sad Tinder date. While your favorite artists like The 1975 and Maroon 5 cry out for your emotional turmoil, I just hope they don't get too attached, because nobody wants to hear about your feelings over a lo-fi beat. Your most played songs scream, "I have deep thoughts, and I want you to know that!" But really, it just sounds like you’re trying to impress a girl who’s a little too into herbal tea and has no idea what a good time is. With tunes like "Kottaram" and "Raave" by the mysterious "Kadha," it's almost like you’re trying to flex your international tastes, but all you’re flexing is your desperate need for validation through obscure tracks. I mean, getting deeply attached to an artist named after a city is definitely a level of commitment that could make even a therapist raise an eyebrow. And then there’s your fixation with vocal jazz and its many forms — it’s like you’re trying to channel your inner hipster James Bond, but the only mission you're successful at is losing all your friends by recommending “droning” tracks. Are you secretly hoping to woo a jazz-loving ghost? Seriously, between your fawning over K. J. Yesudas and dreaming of “lo-fi” possibilities, I’m starting to suspect you’re just one Spotify session away from curating a funeral playlist. Here’s a tip: instead of playing sad tunes in your bedroom, why not venture outside for a change? Let the world hear you try to enjoy some good music for once, instead of wallowing in this myth about being unique with a million playlists no one will ever care to listen to.

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