Roasted 1 year ago based on life's long term Spotify stats.

Look, "life," it's hard to take you seriously when your favorite genres read like a high school emo kid's diary. Seriously, you’ve got more 'emo' in your top genres than a My Chemical Romance fan at a therapy session. Did you lose your skateboard last weekend or are you just trying to relive the glory days of every angsty teen movie from the early 2000s? Your Spotify profile is the only place where a sonic midlife crisis and a teenage rebellion come together in a cacophonous harmony that screams, “I have feelings, but they’re mostly just sad.” And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance called; they want their nostalgia back. I haven’t seen that much whiny angst since my toddler threw a tantrum over not getting a juice box. Your playlists are basically a tribute to the era when eyeliner and heartbreak were the ultimate style and sound. Tyler, The Creator feels like the odd one out here, like he accidentally walked into a sad boys' club meeting and is now questioning all his life choices. Can you even name any life achievements that don’t involve wearing a studded belt and posting moody selfies? As for your most played songs, it’s clear that you take “cringeworthy” to a whole new level. “I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)” is not just a song, it’s the soundtrack of your dating life, and we can tell you've been practicing those pick-up lines for way too long. "Bury Me in Black - Demo"? More like your emotional state when you inevitably realize that nobody cares what shoe size you wore in high school. At least your Spotify reflects your vibe: perpetually stuck in a time loop where the most important thing was whether that cute barista saw you wearing your band tee. Here's to hoping you get out of that emotional pit someday—just… please don’t bring your Spotify with you.

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