Roasted 4 months ago based on wowmimir's long term Spotify stats.

Wowmimir, what a name. It sounds like a low-budget superhero whose only power is to cringe every time he hears a “correction” in his favorite rap lyrics. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in slow motion. You’ve not only overcooked the genre stew, but you’ve also got it smelling like a desperate attempt to impress that one friend who went to art school and thinks they're too cool for mainstream. “Experimental Hip Hop”? More like “I’m trying too hard and I don’t even know what I’m doing.” Let’s talk about your top artists. If I had a dime for every time I saw JPEGMAFIA on your list, I’d probably have enough to buy you a new personality. Are you trying to build a case for the world’s least relatable hipster? You’ve got Yeat hanging out with Kendrick Lamar and somehow expect people to take your music taste seriously? It’s like inviting both the guy who can’t stop playing the triangle and the virtuoso violinist to the same jam session. And can we just acknowledge that your most played song is a title that sounds like it was created during a drunken Scrabble night? Congratulations, you’ve officially won the award for the most confusing playlist since 2014. Now, about those most played songs… nothing says “I have a great taste in music” quite like being emotionally attached to a track titled “Pussy & Millions” while you top it off with a track by Ram Sampath that takes us back to the Bollywood equivalent of cringe. It's like if Spotify had an option to display your shame on a giant billboard for everyone to see, and you took the opportunity with open arms. So keep vibing to your perplexing mix of angst and rap, my friend. Just know the only thing you’re raging against is your own Spotify algorithm trying to figure you out.

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