Roasted 1 month ago based on Bess's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bess, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a very confused mall in 2004. “Soft Pop” and “Hypertechno” don’t even sound like genres; they sound like a therapy session for misfit tracks that couldn’t decide if they wanted to dance or cry. With nine variations of "Dansk" in your favorites, it's clear you’re either the world's most dedicated Danish tourist or just really committed to confusing your friends with obscure Spotify playlists. Your top artists list looks like it was pulled straight from a middle school dance flyer. Seeing a-ha and Bon Jovi next to Shawn Mendes is like if someone dunked a rock in glitter and called it art. And aren't you brave for admitting you listen to "sombr"? If that’s your secret weapon for charm, maybe you’d better keep your headphones on — because the real world might not be ready for your unique blend of 80s nostalgia and questionable K-Pop. And let’s not even get started on your most-played songs. “Back to Friends” by “sombr”? That sounds like the “Pathetic Anthem” of anyone who changed their Facebook relationship status to “It’s Complicated.” “Sweater Weather” and “Somewhere Only We Know” are basically the soundtrack for people who want to make rom-coms but don’t know how to write a plot. Here’s a pro tip: If your taste were a car, it would be a colorful clown car — completely full, utterly impractical, and probably tied up in an endless loop of awkwardness. But hey, at least you’re having fun in there!

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