Roasted 8 months ago based on Meg's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s talk about Meg’s Spotify profile, where a classic case of musical indecision is on full display. Between "Classic Rock" and "Emo," it’s like you’re trying to start the world’s most confused band, one that plays “Don’t Stop Believin’” at a funeral but breaks into “Welcome to the Black Parade” while everyone awkwardly stares. With a lineup that’s less a coherent playlist and more a frantic chat among your many personalities, you might just need to pick a side or risk a personal crisis every time you shuffle. And those top artists? Meg, you’ve got a mix that’s wider than a karaoke bar’s set list on a Saturday night. I mean, who else can boast the proud achievement of having Beyoncé’s empowerment anthem next to a Panic! At The Disco track? It’s like letting your grandma and your teenage goth kid argue in the living room while future you quietly cringes in the corner. You've picked icons but still managed to come out sounding like a 90s mixtape made by committee of indecisive hipsters. Major points for diversity, but if Spotify had a musical identity crisis alert, yours would be blaring like a fire truck. Let’s not forget about those most played songs, featuring everything from “I'M THAT GIRL” like you’re on a Beyoncé worship track to a Jack Harlow banger that screams “I have zero taste, but I know what I like!” You’ve struck a beautiful balance between “I need to feel things” and “I’m just here for the vibes.” But for real, “Good Morning, Good Day” by Zachary Levi? That’s not an anthem; that's a cry for help hiding behind a Pinterest board of poorly curated quotes. Time to hit up therapy or at least some genre counseling because, Meg, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis wrapped in a fluffy blanket of nostalgia.

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