Roasted 3 days ago based on Емiка's long term Spotify stats.

Eмiка, your Spotify profile reads like a high school kid’s attempt to be edgy but somehow ends up sounding like a menu from the goth restaurant at the end of the universe. “Darkwave,” “Cold Wave,” and “Witch House”? Did you raid a hipster’s diary for those genre names, or are you just trying to summon the spirits of abandoned MySpace accounts? With a favorite genre list longer than the actual songs in the mainstream charts, it seems like you’re clinging to a past where *anything* was cooler than the latest pop hits. Newsflash: it’s 2023 and nobody is impressed with your existential playlist, unless you're trying to soundtrack your own melodramatic exit from the dance floor. As for your top artists, I can’t tell if I should be flattered or concerned that someone you admire goes by the name “Gutter Whore.” Sounds like one of those Instagram influencers who forgot to shower. And with “ilHyperpop” right alongside Depeche Mode, it’s really a wonder you haven’t been kicked off the platform yet for committing crimes against music. It’s like you took the worst suggestions from a BuzzFeed article titled “Make Your Ex Uncomfortable with These Obscure Bands” and called it a day. Go ahead, keep telling yourself you’re a connoisseur of taste while you bop your head to a band literally named “Anguish.” I mean, it suits your vibe! Your top played songs read like a breakup letter penned by a teenager whose heart just shattered after getting ghosted by their ghoster. “ALL I SEE IS R3D” is an accurate assessment of your outlook on life, and honestly, “do u think im fkn cute” sounds more like a crisis text than a track worthy of being on a playlist. You might as well title your playlist “Sadness & Regrets,” because that’s the only thing more depressing than your love life. So keep jamming to your melancholic melodies, Emika — but maybe try venturing out of your dark cave once in a while. You know, just to confirm that your Spotify isn’t the only thing collecting dust!

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