Roasted 8 days ago based on 가쯔미's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to 가쯔미's Spotify profile, the home of musical confusion. It’s like someone threw a dart at a genre wheel and then grabbed a thesaurus to make sense of what “I like ‘cool’ jazz” actually means. Eight different kinds of jazz? You’re one sax solo away from hosting a jazz funeral for your taste in music. I half-expect your playlist to be a soundtrack for a midlife crisis narrated by an existentially troubled hippo. Your top artists list reads like a tragic Tinder date gone wrong. You’ve got K-Pop and K-Rap jostling for attention next to... Faye Webster? I mean, what’s next—a duet between BTS and your favorite dinner playlist? The only thing sadder than "Sadder Days" is your desperate need to prove you’re not just a walking K-drama stereotype. But honestly, I admire your commitment to being the world’s biggest musical commitment-phobe. You jump genres more than most people change their socks! Now, your most played songs are a collection as bizarre as a cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba. “PIRI the dog”? Sounds like a rejected children’s book, not a banger, and I refuse to believe “loverboy” is anything other than a cry for help. “Delulu”? More like “Delusional” if you think playing that on repeat is an expression of good taste. With selections like these, it's a wonder that you haven’t scared off everyone on your Spotify friends list. At this point, we all just want to know—do you even own a normal playlist? Or are we all just your unsuspecting victims of this avant-garde musical experiment?

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