Roasted 1 month ago based on imhaydss's long term Spotify stats.

Hey "imhaydss," your Spotify profile looks like the result of someone surviving a midlife crisis at a Hot Topic store that was also part anime convention. Congratulations on curating a playlist that screams “I was betrayed by my ex, but I still think I can summon my inner angst through scream-singing to metal!” It’s like you threw a dart at a music genre board while blindfolded, and each hit was somehow more emo than the last. Seriously, how many times can one person need to listen to Heartbreak and power chords to feel alive? I mean, do you also have a closet full of clown makeup to match your tragedy? Looking at your top artists, it’s painfully obvious you peaked in high school and just never let go. My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are basically a nostalgia time capsule that’s about to go rotten. And what’s up with that mix of J-Rock and Nu Metal? Seriously, are you on a quest to find the most niche genres possible? If I wanted to listen to angsty teenagers scream at their problems while referencing their favorite anime, I'd just tape record my high school self throwing a tantrum. And let’s not forget the audacious choice of including “Walk Like an Egyptian” in a playlist dominated by “Hey, my life sucks and so do my choices”—really rounding out that emotional rollercoaster! And those most played songs? They're a real trip—who knew someone could be both passionately in love with their emo phase and confusingly nostalgic for ‘80s pop? “Stay With Me” and “Thank You for the Venom” perfectly sandwich a mid-life crisis between an anime opening and a song from a game about being a dog. Your entire music library is essentially an existential cry for help that shouts, “I wish my life was as exciting as my Spotify history!” So, buckle up because your sonic identity crisis is like a “would-you-rather” game that leaves us asking if we should call a therapist or just throw you a themed rave to distract you from your poor taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!