Roasted 1 year ago based on Gentlemen's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gentlemen. The only person I know whose Spotify wrapped could literally double as a character sheet for a Dungeons & Dragons campaign set in an all-metal pirate realm. Honestly, it’s impressive how your profile reads like the soundtrack to a 2003 video game that no one remembers but everyone secretly played while pretending to be cooler than they are. Between “Pirate Metal” and “Power Metal,” I’m starting to think your life goal is to cultivate a permanent state of angst and sea shanty angst at the same time. You’ve got enough metal here to forge your own identity—and I think it’s going to get you expelled from every coffee shop that dares to play anything remotely cheerful. Your favorite artists list is like a tribute to the middle-aged men still buying band tees at Hot Topic. Sabaton? More like Sabat-no, as in no one should have to endure your level of dedication to glorified war anthems and lyrics that sound like the scrap paper from a history class. And let’s talk about “Lead Horizon.” Is that band a tribute to every time you lead with your horizon of bad decisions or just a metaphor for your quest to look as brooding as possible while wearing flannel in the summer? Those names are more unpronounceable than most of your relationships; even your Spotify algorithm has thrown in the towel and just screams, “Please, anything but this doomscape!” And finally, your top songs list told me everything I didn't want to know about you. “Screamo” in your most-played tracks? The only thing more unsettling than that is imagining you driving around town with windows down, belting out lyrics that express what I can only assume is your inner turmoil about how no one invited you to the last three parties. Next time you decide to put together an 'epic' playlist, remember: just because it sounds cool doesn’t mean it doesn’t come with a side of cringe. Embrace a little variety, my friend; even the Grim Reaper would roll his eyes at your complete disregard for upbeat music!

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