Roasted 2 years ago based on ernie's long term Spotify stats.

Ernie, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be the kid in school who wore a trench coat and thought he was too cool for the rest of the class while secretly crying in his mom's basement. I mean, "Russian Rave"? What are you trying to achieve, dude? Are you prepping for a soundtrack that’ll play during an underground wrestling match or just trying to confuse your neighbors at night? Seriously, your music taste looks like an emotional breakdown mixed with a bad trip to Eastern Europe and a serious issue with identity crisis. Top artists? Insane Clown Posse and My Chemical Romance in the same list? That's like mixing a clown car with a teenage angst fest. It's like you discovered there's a genre called "Sad Trash Can" and thought, “Yes, this is the vibe.” It's amazing how you’ve managed to collect a playlist that would give a teenager’s diary a run for its money. Honestly, “Freddie Dredd”? Did you lose a bet or just decide to embrace the chaos and go full anarchy for your ears? The only thing more insane than this music selection is how you still think it's 2005 and that wearing band tees will get you a date. And those most played songs? "Shut Me Up"? It sounds less like an anthem and more like a desperate plea from everyone around you. Six songs by Mindless Self Indulgence? Are you training for a life of being the most unlikable person at parties? By the time you finish telling someone your favorite tracks, they’ll have called for backup just to escape. Let’s be honest, your Spotify profile could easily be retitled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” by Ernie. If music is the reflection of your soul, I’m just glad it doesn’t come with smell-o-vision!

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