Roasted 2 years ago based on Steven's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Steven, your Spotify profile is like a Sonic drive-in menu: a bizarre combo of flavors that leave people wondering how anyone could possibly enjoy such a mess. “Rap” and “Modern Country Pop” are your top dogs? So, we’ve got “look at my truck” anthems slam-dancing with “I just shot up a club” bangers. Your taste in music is like a confused teenager’s playlist trying to figure out if they should wear boots or Nikes. Spoiler alert: they shouldn’t wear either. Then there's your top artist lineup, which reads like someone’s sad attempt to fill an open mic night at the local dive bar. Morgan Wallen and $uicideboy$ together in one breath? That’s not a musical taste; that’s a kidnapping of genres. One minute you're weeping over a tequila sunrise while listening to “Ain’t That Some,” and the next you're getting hyped for a midnight joyride with Lil Wayne. Honestly, it’s like your brain decided to make a Spotify smoothie and forgot to add the fruit—cue the sad, sour vibes! And let’s not even talk about your "most played" list; it's like a bad rom-com disguised as a show of musical taste. Five of those tracks are by Morgan Wallen, who probably spends more time in the charts than he does avoiding “problematic” TikToks. Meanwhile, “harder to lie.” seems to be your personal anthem for denying that you only change genres when the season changes. Haven’t you heard, Steven? The only thing more Southern than your favorite artists is the sheer inability to understand the difference between “melodic rap” and “melodic nap.”

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