Roasted 2 years ago based on tolik italic's long term Spotify stats.

Tolik Italic, huh? Sounds like you’re the person who writes their name in cursive on a public bathroom wall. With a playlist that reads like a midlife crisis Amazon shopping cart, it’s hard to figure out if you’re trying to rebel against the mainstream or just lost in a 2007 MySpace time warp. Seriously, how many genres do you need to list to prove you have eclectic taste? I can't tell if you're passionate about music or if you just have commitment issues with your playlists. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card; "Kendrick Lamar" next to "Viagra Boys"? Talk about a cocktail of confused emotions! If your Spotify vibe were a party, it’d be a basement gathering where everyone claims to love art while sipping on Pabst Blue Ribbon. And don’t get me started on your “most played” songs. “Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)”? More like "Be Quiet and I’ll Stay Right Here on My Couch." Your music taste screams, “I have thoughts and feelings, but also, I can't decide if I want to cry or headbang." And let’s address the elephant in the room: “Sacramento Indie”? Who do you think you are, the curator of the world’s most obscure sad boy playlist? Are you holding auditions for an overpriced art exhibit titled “Fleeting Thoughts on a Tuesday Afternoon”? If you wanted to create the audio equivalent of a pretentious art film, congratulations! You’ve just succeeded in making music that’s as complicated to explain as your Instagram bio. Keep rocking your identity crisis, buddy; I’m sure the rest of us will be just fine listening to actual music.

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