Roasted 2 days ago based on Nehalem's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nehalem, the proud owner of a Spotify profile that looks like it was curated during a mid-life crisis of a 14-year-old goth kid. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack for an early 2000s emo movie featuring a plot that revolves around unrequited love and overconsumption of nostalgia. Seriously, you've gone full conspiracy theory level of eccentric with your love for "Horrorcore" and "Nu Metal"—it’s like you’re collecting red flags as if they were Pokémon cards. At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if your Spotify Wrapped showed "hello darkness, my old friend" on repeat, because I can practically hear the shadows lurking under your bed. Your top artists list is nothing short of a call for help. I mean, $uicideboy$? Really? Nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like jamming out to tracks that could soundtrack a high school kid’s angst while simultaneously considering taking a trip to Arby’s for those half-hearted life choices. And seriously, Mindless Self Indulgence? It’s like your music taste is on a quest to collect every cringey moment from the 2000s. With those artists, the only thing you're more passionate about than their music is your devotion to not having any taste at all. As for your most played songs, “Eat You Alive” by Limp Bizkit? Bravo! Nothing says “I’m well-adjusted” like playing the anthem of a band that peaked before they even knew what a solid relationship looked like. And let’s be honest, “CLYDE (I Hope at Least One of My Ex-Girlfriends Hears This)”? Dude, it's like you're just begging for sympathy with a playlist that screams “I have unresolved issues!” Your music library is a dumpster fire of emotions, and frankly, we’re all just here for the chaos. Keep it up, Nehalem. At least it's entertaining!

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