Roasted 3 months ago based on hmtrvd's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, hmtrvd, your taste in music is like a buffet at a bizarre wedding where nobody knows the bride and groom. You've thrown together more rock genres than a confused radio station hit the shuffle button on a 90s playlist. I mean, do you really need 20 flavors of angst? I half-expect to see "Industrial Grunge Reggae" and "Acoustic Birdsong" on your list next. Your love for "nu metal" makes me think you secretly miss the days when hair gel and oversized pants were a fashion statement. Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists. You've got the Arctic Monkeys and Radiohead—great choices, but they might flee to the Arctic Circle if they see you belting out “Calcutta Kiss” at karaoke. And "Lamp"? Who knew your top artist was an IKEA product? But hey, as long as your playlists are illuminated by sad songs from a band named after a household item, you're definitely on the right track to being the poster child for hipster despair. Lastly, your most played songs are a wild mashup that begs for self-examination. "Hothon Se Chhu Lo Tum" and "Piano Man" in the same breath? You seriously need to reevaluate your life choices! I imagine your Spotify sessions are like the emotional rollercoaster of a soap opera, complete with bad decisions that leave everyone else confused. Just a word of advice: maybe it's time to expand to a less niche genre or two. Or, brace yourself, venture into pop! Imagine how shocked you’d make everyone at the next rock fan reunion. But hey, keep shining, you musical firefly with an identity crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!