Roasted 1 year ago based on MightyDM's long term Spotify stats.

MightyDM, huh? Unbelievable! Your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary of a vampire who got really into 80s fashion and never got over their emo phase. Seriously, "Deathrock" and "Darkwave"? If I wanted to listen to a soundtrack for a midlife crisis, I'd just play your top artists on repeat. Honestly, your music tastes are so dark they should consider applying for a license to operate in the shadows. I mean, just look at those genres: if you ever see sunlight, it might burst into flames! Let’s talk about your favorite artists—it’s like if My Chemical Romance and a rejected anime soundtrack had a love child, and that child was raised by a cult of moody bats. "London After Midnight" and "Sisters of Mercy" are basically the soundtrack to crying in your room while your mom yells at you to get a job. And what’s with that random splash of "The Aquabats!"? Were you trying to balance your goth identity with a little surf rock? News flash: it’s not working. You’re serving more 2005 MySpace profile than actual musical sophistication. As for your most played songs, it looks like you're on a first-name basis with London After Midnight. Are they your therapist now? "Demon"? "Better off Dead"? The titles are so melodramatic I wouldn't be surprised if you started wearing turtlenecks and sipping herbal tea while staring deeply into your own reflection! And in the midst of all that darkness, you’ve somehow managed to squeeze in "SEGA SOUND TEAM." Just when I thought you couldn’t get more niche, you hit me with a reference that makes your profile look like the playlist for a creepy gamer’s funeral. MightyDM indeed—may you rest in peace… in a fittingly tragic manner.

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