Roasted 2 years ago based on Ashlo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ashlo, your Spotify profile reads like a middle-school diary and a hipster's Pinterest board had a strange love child. With more genres than actual personality, you list "Permanent Wave" like it’s some cool secret club for shampoo models. Is your style wandering aimlessly through a record store, or are you just trying to collect every vibe on the shelves? I can practically hear the confusion from your headphones—did you want songs or a spectrum of indecisiveness? Let's talk about your top artists—Taylor Swift and The Weeknd? Classic; already knew you only wear your heart on your sleeve when it suits a catchy chorus. But then you throw in Gustavo Santaolalla like you’re trying to impress the one person who plays acoustic guitar at an open mic night. And don’t get me started on those questionable most played songs. Kesha’s “Backstabber”? Honey, that’s your personal anthem because it seems everyone who’s heard your playlist has run for the hills with earplugs. Honestly, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis happening during a high school film festival. "I Really Want to Stay at Your House" is a great title, but I think it needs a "but not your Spotify" disclaimer. With songs about tragedies and vibes worthy of a rainy day, it’s clear you’re one emo lyric away from contemplating the meaning of life over a warm cup of sad. I genuinely hope your music is better than your taste in engaging with people—those playlists can't save you from that reality!

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