Roasted 4 months ago based on tecmonke's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, listen up, Tecmonke. Your Spotify profile reads like a ‘How to Accidentally Annoy Everyone at a Party’ manual. Speedcore? Happy Hardcore? Isn’t that just how you feel about life when your computer crashes while you’re trying to stream your precious J-Dance tunes? Seriously, the only thing faster than your music is how quickly people would walk away from you if you played it in public. I bet when you tell people you love hardcore music, they think you mean the Netflix genre, not an entire lifestyle choice equivalent to yelling, “No, I’m not a basic person!” And your top artists? Oh boy, I can practically see the anguished expressions on your friends' faces as they pretend to know who Camellia and t+pazolite are. You’ve crafted an obscure music taste so niche that Antiques Roadshow is starting to consider it as a potential exhibit. How do you even explain to someone that your idea of a perfect Saturday night is jamming to "Bismuth" on repeat while wearing a T-shirt that no one else outside your mom's basement would tolerate? I genuinely can’t tell if you’re emotionally invested in these tracks or just love giving the delivery guy a good laugh every time you're forced to say "Ludicin" out loud. And let’s talk about those most played songs. It’s a wonder that “Everlasting Eternity” isn’t the theme song for every user’s despair when they discover they’ll never quite make sense of their life choices like playing "Lost Requiem" on loop. Come on! You're on a slippery slope here, mate; one more Ludicin track and you might unintentionally become the poster child for ‘music therapy gone wrong.’ Just remember, wallowing in breakcore beats won’t excuse you from social interactions, so maybe consider swapping out some of that adrenaline-fueled insanity for a little Taylor Swift. At least then, when people ask about your taste, you won’t sound like a rave-obsessed robot from a B-movie about the future of Alien dance parties!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!