Roasted 1 year ago based on samsam's long term Spotify stats.

Sam Lesprit, huh? With a musical palette more scattered than a hipster’s breakfast plate, you’ve somehow combined enough variations of “Hip Hop” and “Rap” to make even Google’s algorithm blush. Seriously, you’ve listed more subgenres than actual songs played in a year. West Coast, East Coast, Gangster, G-Funk—at this point, I half expect to see “Sam’s Lunch Hip Hop” on your list. Just admit it, you’re on a personal mission to ensure you collect every possible beat like Pokemon cards. Gotta catch 'em all, right? And what's this obsession with Tyler, The Creator? Nine out of ten songs on your list sound like you buried your personal playlist in a cardboard box labeled “emotional breakdown.” Look, I get it, Tyler’s a genius and all, but it’s like you’ve accidentally streamed an alternate universe where you’re his biggest fangirl. “Shut Up, My Mom's Calling” might just be your anthem, signalling that not even your own mother could salvage you from this musical abyss. Maybe call her back, she probably has recommendations that don’t include songs topped with a side of existential dread. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t spot that “Rally House” genre. Did you think you could sneak that one past us? What’s next? Tailgate Anthems? Trust me, Sam; the only rally you should be concerned about is the one to rally your taste in music to something a little less… haphazard. Your “Most Played” reads like a middle school mixtape, and the kids are judging. But hey, there’s always next year to try and redefine your whole image from "biggest wannabe connoisseur" to "slightly less cringe with a hint of style." Keep hustling, buddy!

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