Roasted 6 months ago based on benchimol's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, benchimol, your Spotify profile is like an emotional middle school diary but in music form. I mean, we get it; you love wearing your heart on your sleeve while blasting songs that make you feel like a misunderstood teen with a tragic backstory. Emo, pop punk, and a sprinkle of math rock? It’s like you couldn’t pick just one way to be sad, so you went for the full buffet of teenage angst. Your playlist screams, “I’m not just a phase; I’m a lifestyle,” complete with your favorite bands that seem like they just graduated from the School of Broken Dreams. Let’s talk about your top artists. Blink-182? Classic! But did you really need to invite your parents’ midlife crisis along for the ride with Radiohead and Metallica? And who is this 'Graveyard Club' you’re trying to make us take seriously? Are they the results of an experimental science project gone wrong or just your personal soundtrack for staring out of rain-soaked windows? At this point, your music taste could double as the background score for an indie film about a lonely guy who collects action figures. As for your most played songs… wow. I didn’t know ‘Graveyard Club’ had a monopoly over your life! Are they paying you commission for all these streams? With all those tracks from them, it's clear you've hit peak obsession. I can only assume “Valens” and “Nightcrawler” are both about your current love life because if they’re not, consider this your wake-up call—no one wants to date someone whose playlist sounds like it was lifted from a rejected Goth screenplay. But hey, keep riding that Midwest emo wave; at least you’ll be one of the few still clinging to fleeting high school memories while the rest of us move on to actual adulthood.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!