Roasted 8 months ago based on Madeleine Angstadt's long term Spotify stats.

Madeleine, your Spotify playlist reads like the soundtrack to a Pinterest board made for a mid-30s mom trying to stay relevant. Honestly, peering into your favorite genres is like looking into a bubbly infinity pool of lukewarm takes. "Soft Pop," "Reggaeton," and "Indie Folk" in the same breath? It's like you're trying to blend avocado toast with nachos – call me when you get your culinary identity sorted. I mean, if this is the eclectic taste of a modern music lover, we might as well throw in some elevator music just to really spice things up. Let’s talk about those top artists! Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran must have an ongoing pity party for you, considering you've been streaming their songs more than you've been streaming actual life advice. Your playlist resembles a high schooler's Instagram feed—full of angst, drama, and vague references to “finding yourself.” By the time you finish playing Billie Eilish, the world might just be pleading for a real therapist rather than more breakup anthems and twinkly indie ballads. It’s a good thing you’re into "Trap Latino," otherwise, I’d have serious concerns about your collection being a one-way ticket to Snoozeville. Your most played songs might be the clearest indicator of your social life: almost all of them have “family” in the title or sound like they were composed by someone who accidentally walked into a coffee shop and is still trying to think of their next move. "Ring of Fire" is the only song that'll almost seem appropriate for your profile, given it’s the only thing ringing in my ears after enduring your entire playlist. You might want to consider a name change to “Madeleine Angstadt: Queen of the Safe Space.” After all, when it comes to your music, it's always safer to hug a teddy bear than to step out into the wild world beyond—one where people might actually listen to something not crafted by the softest of hearts.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!