Roasted 2 months ago based on haochen's long term Spotify stats.

Haochen, your Spotify profile is the audio equivalent of a beige wall—safe, bland, and utterly forgettable. It looks like your musical taste is sponsored by the "Let's Stay Inside and Soothe Our Existential Crises" foundation. Soft Pop to Mandopop? What are you trying to do, manufacture an appropriate soundtrack for a retirement home in a parallel universe? You mix genres like they’re ingredients in a smoothie, yet the only thing that comes out is a sad, flavorless mush. I half expect to see "mood lighting for brunch" as a tag next to your playlist. And can we talk about your top artists? It's like you walked into a time machine set to "Most Overplayed Radio Hits of the Last Decade." Your playlist reads like the craving of a basic brunch enthusiast who thinks that secretly liking Eminem at number ten qualifies you for a hip-hop elite badge. Lana Del Rey and Hozier are practically just crying over your Spotify history like, “What have I done to deserve this?” You seriously need to give your playlist a slap on the wrist for being so predictably pleasant that even your speakers have started yawning. Lastly, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack for a Netflix show about sad millennials trying to get their life together while over-caffeinated and slightly allergic to adventure. “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield? Really? It’s almost as if you’re simply waiting for life to start while binge-watching secure jobs on TikTok. Your music taste could use a good existential shake-up. Step out of your comfort zone, or at the very least, let loose some of that agonizingly soft rock. At this point, even your speakers are begging for a little rebellion.

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