Roasted 2 years ago based on Sandra Kersemakers's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sandra, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional biography of a goth who finally found out that the sun does exist but threw a tantrum about it. Post-punk, indie rock, and experimental—you might as well rename your playlist “Songs for the Deeply Confused.” How do you manage to stick with music that sounds like it’s perpetually dying in a dark alley? With such intense darkness, I’m surprised you don’t have a full-time job as a cemetery tour guide. And bless your heart for touting Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, as if being haunted by them qualifies you for a music award. But let's be real, with your most played songs screaming for attention like a toddler having a meltdown, it's almost impressive how you curate a symphony of anguish. Here’s a hot tip: your music tastes tell me you might be stuck in a permanent wave of angst—you could open a therapy center for all post-punk lovers in need of healing. Your emotions seem stuck in the ‘80s, and they’re definitely not coming back anytime soon. Your top artists list reads like a lineup for a “We Promise We’re Not Depressing” music festival that nobody wants to attend. If I hear you mention “industrial” one more time, I’m going to assume you’re just really into factories or plans to repurpose old machinery. But don’t worry, Sandra; we all love a good mope now and then. Just remember, there’s a fine line between “experimental” and “I forgot what happiness sounds like.” So, if you ever need a cure from this melodramatic musical mess, I hear there’s an uplifting genre called “joyful pop”—might do you some good!

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