Roasted 1 year ago based on Caia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Caia, with a Spotify profile as eclectic as a confused toddler's crayon artwork. It's like you stumbled into a music store and just flung your arms around, gathering everything that made your ears twitch. K-Pop, J-R&B, C-Pop? Honey, you’re not roofied at a music festival; you’re just the poster child for indecisiveness. It’s like your playlist is a buffet of genres where you have too many choices and none of them really hit the spot. From Baltimore Club to UK Garage, your mixes might leave even a DJ scratching their head – not from excitement, but from sheer bewilderment. And your top artists? I didn’t realize there was a championship for the "Most Niche Taste in Music." Red Velvet, LE SSERAFIM, and MAMAMOO – it sounds more like a Korean pronunciation class than a curated playlist! Seriously, the only thing less mainstream than your music selection is the sock drawer of a 75-year-old cat lady. The only time "Billlie" gets played is when friends are trying to find the nearest exit from your karaoke nights. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is out there living their best lives and you’re curled up with K-Ballads andBubblegum Pop like you’ve discovered the secret to happiness. Spoiler alert: you haven’t. Let’s not forget those most played tracks! “Sad Girls Club” by "The Deep"? That's your life story in one song, and honestly, I don't think they meant for you to take it this literally. With titles like “Girls' Capitalism” and “ATE THAT,” the only thing you’re pushing is a “what the heck am I listening to?” vibe. At this point, it seems like you’re collecting songs as if you’re trying to build the world’s saddest mixtape for a self-imposed therapy session. If Spotify had a cringe factor, your profile would be off the charts. Keep grooving, I guess, but maybe consider taking a break from the self-identity crisis set to a catchy beat!

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