Roasted 2 years ago based on Jay Sia's long term Spotify stats.

Step right up, folks! Let’s take a moment to appreciate Jay Sia, a connoisseur of musical genres that sound like a 2003 Hot Topic threw up. With a playlist covering “Nu Metal” to “Permanent Wave,” it’s clear your greatest ambition is to soundtrack the emotional rollercoaster of being an angsty teenager in a mall. I mean, really? You’ve got more brands of rock on your list than an unlicensed tattoo artist at a county fair. Your top artists read like a nostalgic mixtape from someone who is too afraid to move past the 2000s. How much Time Traveler’s Tequila are you drinking? I can already picture you donning a Linkin Park hoodie while loudly affirming to random strangers how “Muse is basically Beethoven for modern angst.” But let’s be honest; had Beethoven been alive today, he would’ve chosen to stay groovy over your “permanent wave” aesthetic. And Hans Zimmer—major banger, but I doubt he even knows who you are. Get in line, buddy. And don’t get me started on your most played songs! It’s impressive that “Knights of Cydonia” is so high up, considering you probably only ever hit the repeat button to relive the glory days of your goth phase. Seriously, Jay, those titles wouldn’t just put a grunge fan to sleep; they’d have to wheel themselves out with a side of eye rolls and cringeworthy nostalgia. Intentional or not, you’ve curated a collection that’s begging for a revival tour at a retirement home. So bring on the geriatrics—at least then, they'll think your taste is “classic”!

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