Roasted 8 months ago based on _13POES's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s _13POES, the self-proclaimed maestro of every rock subgenre that somehow still sounds like a moody high schooler yearning for their first crush. Seriously, this playlist is like a dad's greatest hits from a midlife crisis — you’ve got so much classic and psych rock it’s a miracle your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come with a complimentary knee brace. You clearly love your rock harder than you love actual human interaction, and no amount of Baroque Pop or Acid Rock can fill that void. Maybe switch to something more modern before your music taste becomes a museum exhibit dedicated to ’90s nostalgia and social awkwardness. Your top artists read like a middle school punch card for a hipster coffee shop. Jeff Buckley? We get it, you like sad boy vibes that mirror your own existential dread. And The Beatles? Wow, so original! It’s like claiming your favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla. The only shade of rebel you’ve added to that list is Bo Burnham, and that’s basically just ironic latte foam atop your cup of classic rock mediocrity. You’re like a functioning time capsule for the bored parents of a rock festival that never actually happened. But your actually most played songs really take the cake; they’re a shrine to unrequited love and depressing coffeehouse poetry readings. The only thing more predictable than your top tracks is the sound of someone loudly sighing as they listen to your playlists. You might want to consider expanding your horizons beyond the same five Jeff Buckley songs; your friends are tired of pretending to care about your emotional rollercoaster, and honestly, your Spotify could use a little less "I want someone to love me" and a little more "I’m ready to embrace the fun side of life."

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