Roasted 2 years ago based on Viv Dex's long term Spotify stats.

Viv Dex, huh? Listening to your Spotify is like stepping into a bizarre time warp where 2005 never died, and the only things playing are vague notions of “alternative” sounds and a desperate need to fill an existential void. Your music taste is an anthropological study of someone trying to reclaim the tortured genius vibe without actually having any tortured genius to base it on. I mean, Prince called; he wants his identity crises back! Listening to your "Permanent Wave" genre is basically like rewatching the same season of a bad reality show—it’s a grim reality, and somehow you still can't look away. And let’s talk about those top artists. Danger Mouse dominating your playlist is like if a high school student tried to sound artsy but ended up just repeatedly shoving a Bluetooth speaker in your face like an overzealous flea market vendor. I get that "Mindless Self Indulgence" is perfect for you—it's the soundtrack for anyone who thinks wearing a graphic tee while sipping on artisanal coffee is a personality. Could you be any more cliché? You know you’re a little too obsessed with "Radiohead," right? It’s as if your life is a perpetual episode of “This is why we can’t have nice things." As for that top song list? You’ve got Danger Mouse featuring more guest artists than a desperate late-night talk show, and he’s still not saving that cringey vibe. “Surfing on a Rocket” just sounds like how you feel when you’re pretending to be chill, while the rest of us are working hard to ignore your existential dread. If I were a therapist, I’d prescribe a week of listening to the actual rock legends instead of your DIY, garage band mixtape from another dimension. Sorry, Viv, but your playlist is practically the soundtrack of a failed ‘dark academia’ TikTok aesthetic.

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