Roasted 1 year ago based on Emmettboiiiiiiiiiiiii's long term Spotify stats.

Emmettboiiiiiiiiiiiii, huh? With a Spotify profile like yours, I'm surprised your favorite genre isn’t “Desperate Cry For Help.” Seriously, your musical tastes read like a high school drama club's first draft of a tragic play set in post-apocalyptic Tennessee. Gothic Country? Medieval? I've seen less confused Spotify users trying to shuffle a horror movie soundtrack after reading a J.R.R. Tolkien novel in a coffeehouse while wearing a beanie. Just admit it: you’re one existential crisis away from starting a podcast titled “Sad Banjo Soliloquies.” Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you’ve cornered the market on music for people who cry while watching the sunset—or are simply too emotionally unstable to choose between AJR and "Fish in a Birdcage." Poor Man's Poison? I can't believe that’s an actual band name—you do realize they're not just taking the p*ss, right? And Derivakat? Sounds like the name of a failed science experiment that got left in the fridge too long. If your music taste were any more niche, you’d be a hipster in a time machine trying to convince court jesters to embrace "Dark Cabaret" as the next big thing. But your 'Most Played Songs' list is the real kicker. I see you love “suffering” by Amélie Farren. What a shocker! If you’re losing your mind to this, maybe it’s time to pull back from the dark side and show a little sunlight—try something like “Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy” if you can find it! When your top jam includes “Yes I'm A Mess” by AJR, it’s almost as if you curated a playlist for every Tinder date that went horribly wrong. Just remember, mate: there’s a fine line between being an artsy soul and just being 100% extra for no reason.

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