Roasted 3 days ago based on steph's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Steph, your Spotify profile is like a buffet labeled "Identity Crisis." With more Latin genres than there are margarita recipes, it’s clear you have a one-woman “musical world tour” going on. Bedroom pop? Are you seriously trying to lie to us? “Colombian Pop” is just your cue to meet your friends outside of your pillow fort for once. And “Latin Folk”? Sweetheart, even your Spotify Wrapped should be rolling its eyes at that selection — I just hope it’s not a cry for help over all the “indie” in your life. Looks like you put in a lot of effort curating your top artists list, but "boy pablo"? Really? The most creative decision you made all year was to put that on repeat instead of, I don’t know, getting a proper haircut? And why does it feel like every artist on your list would have a music video set in a pastel-colored room filled with plush toys? I’m half expecting a feature on your profile about your love for avocado toast because that sounds about as edgy as your playlist gets. Your most played songs reveal an obsession with the type of heartbreak that only happens when someone steals your last bite of empanada. “La religión de los idiotas” could be your personal theme song; it’s fitting, especially when your taste in music suggests that your best karaoke nights happen exclusively at 2 AM in the comfort of your own living room. So, here’s to you, Steph—may your musical journey lead you out of your bedroom someday. Until then, keep those sad, indie vibes coming, and remember: even Spotify is judging your life choices.

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