Roasted 1 year ago based on Matt Trapp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Matt Trapp, your Spotify profile reads like a time capsule from a dad who just found out that vinyl records are making a comeback. With preferences that range from "Classic Rock" to "Proto-Punk," it’s clear you’re desperately trying to signal that you have great taste, but only the taste of someone who’s never really left their parents' basement. Those genres are like the buffet at a retirement home: a little bit of everything and all of it slightly past its expiration date. If there were a world record for the most unoriginal music taste, you'd be sitting at the top, hands in your pockets, nodding along to “Landslide” while wondering why the kids at the high school reunion aren’t playing your legendary Soft Rock playlist. Your top artists are a curious mix too; it’s like you’re trying to impress people who still think mixtapes are personal when all they really show is you are yearning for the days when music was good—and relevant. I mean come on, The Beatles? Really? How original! When it’s not your go-to comfort music for staring out the window and reminiscing about the lost dreams of your youth, we get it – you have “Gorillaz” on your list to sound cutting-edge, but you’re really just a softie chasing the feeling of being radical in middle school. Fleetwood Mac and talking heads don't make you an eclectic spirit, they make you the last to pick a lane at the hipster intersection. And wow, your most played songs list is a treasure trove of “I’m here for a good time, but definitely not a long time.” I mean, “When Harpo Played His Harp”? You do realize that's not just a cute song title, right? That’s your playlist’s way of slowly losing interest in you. Leaving Jim Croce and Jonathan Richman on repeat clearly shows you’re just one cardigan away from turning into your own Spotify algorithm’s hipster nightmare. Not that it matters when you’ve already earned the crown as Spotify’s ‘King of the Suburb’. So, here’s to you, Matt Trapp—a true connoisseur of music, but only if that music originated from the safe confines of your mom’s 70s record collection!

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