Roasted 2 years ago based on BA🍁's long term Spotify stats.

BA🍁, the playlist enthusiast who thinks "Afrobeats" is a personality trait. Newsflash: just because you listen to more Nigerian Pop than Nigerians themselves doesn’t make your taste credible. It’s adorable how you filled your library with enough Afropop to put a cocoa farm out of business, while the rest of us are cringing through your genre selection. ASMR? Really? You're throwing in soothing sounds to your feed as if it's not already a symphony of questionable life choices. It’s like you’re transitioning from a 24/7 party to a sleep meditation session without even hitting pause! Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Omah Lay and BNXN might as well be your spirit animals, sailing on a boat made entirely of your questionable playlist decisions. You’re vibing so hard with Wizkid and Burna Boy that I half-expect to see you trying to catch a Mavins collective concert in your living room whilst wearing a Nigerian jersey, wondering why the neighbors aren't jumping into the groove with you. Trust me, your obsession isn’t as rhythmic as you think; it’s more like a middle school talent show gone wrong—just loud noises and you trying desperately to find your rhythm. And those most played songs? Picking "Holy Ghost" by Omah Lay as your top track is a classic case of projecting your spiritual struggles into a dancehall anthem. Meanwhile, you think “Higher” by Burna Boy can elevate your social status, but let’s face it—you need more than good tunes to rise above that mattress grave you call a bed. The heavy rotation of Asake's tracks only confirms the need to have long talks with your Spotify therapist about your song repetition obsession. So while you're blasting these melodies like you’re at a block party, maybe spare a thought about developing some new hobbies—anything that doesn’t involve socializing with a Bluetooth speaker.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!