Roasted 5 months ago based on Stagmw's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Stagmw, your Spotify profile reads like a chaotic middle schooler's journal after discovering a dusty old record collection and some too-late Saturday night church services. I mean, you’ve got a playlist that seamlessly blends “Rap” with “Christian Hip Hop.” I don’t know who needs to repent more—those artists, or you, for playing “Stickwitu” like it’s a musical masterpiece instead of a one-hit wonder from the early 2000s. With that kind of taste, you might as well throw in a few “Songs for the Soul of a Confused Teenager” to really round it out. And can we talk about your top artists? A mix of Drake and James Blunt is like saying you enjoy tacos with a side of Excel spreadsheets. It’s a culinary clash nobody asked for! You’ve got Lil Wayne rap battling with Leona Lewis, and honestly, I’m just waiting for the next surprise feat with T.I. telling James Blunt, “You’re Beautiful”—because that’s apparently what hip hop is all about nowadays. Your playlist is less of a vibe and more of a cryptic textual rant that even autocorrect is too scared to engage with. Lastly, let's address your most played songs, a delightful collection of what seems to be the world’s most confused emotional breakdown. “Dancing Lady” and “It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World”? Is that your entire dating history summed up in song choices? Throw in “The End of the World” and you’ve got your perfect album: “My Life is a Series of Questionable Spotify Recommendations.” Keep it up, Stagmw, and Spotify may revoke your account altogether out of sheer bewilderment!

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