Roasted 1 month ago based on avs's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, avs, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile like it’s a half-baked soufflé—overly sweet and barely rises to the occasion. Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a middle school dance in 2008. “Soft Pop”? Really? I didn’t know you were moonlighting as a 14-year-old girl. Did you leave your caps lock on when you typed out “Grime” and “Drum And Bass,” or do you just fancy pretending to be streetwise while trapped in a bubblegum-coated world of Top 40 hits? Now, let’s talk about your top artists—what’s the common theme here? It’s like you threw a dart at a chart from the 2010s and said, “Yup, that’s good enough for me.” Your love for The Killers, Travis, and One Direction is like a deep dive into the ocean of mediocrity where everything gently floats instead of makes waves. Congrats; you’ve somehow crafted a profile that sounds like it’s narrated by a teenage Rom-Com character lamenting over a breakup while scrolling through Instagram. I can almost hear the eye rolls coming from the cooler kids in the back. And those most played songs? Wow, you really outdid yourself! You’ve managed to encapsulate all the angst of a suburban coffee shop’s open mic night. “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?”—because it’s clear you’ve never experienced any real storm in your life! And God bless you for picking that Olivia Rodrigo track about a dystopian hunger game as your anthem. Spoiler alert: your music taste is the real tribulation here. Buckle up, avs, because it’s a long road from “Be Still” to “Why Don’t You Get a Real Hobby?”

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