Roasted 15 days ago based on Nidhi Rathi's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Nidhi Rathi, where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a half-hearted love letter to a Bollywood rom-com featuring a miscast lead who thinks they’ve got "mad taste." You’ve assembled an impressive collection of genres that scream, “I’m desperately trying to impress someone at a dinner party,” but really just sound like a confused playlist made by a karaoke machine. Mixing Hindi pop with bedroom pop? That’s what they call an identity crisis set to music. It’s like you can’t decide if you want to rock out or cry about your crush who won’t text you back. And your top artists list? A more chaotic mix than a DJ at a wedding trying to please every possible auntie in the room. You’ve combined the best of Bollywood and some indie gems, topped it all off with the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis: Taylor Swift and the Goo Goo Dolls? If I wanted confusion, I'd just hit shuffle on my parents' old cassette tapes. But I guess that reflects your deep commitment to mediocrity—like you’re auditioning for the “World’s Most Average Music Fan” award. But hey, at least your most played songs prove that you’re trying to be unique, right? “bargad” by "sufr"? A song so obscure that even Google’s like, “Are you sure you want to search for this?” And let’s not even get started on how many times you've played songs by "Nanku." Is that your guilty pleasure, or have you just been trapped in a never-ending loop of South Asian sounds? Honestly, the only thing more shocking than your song choices is that you haven’t washed your hair in three days. Stay strong, Nidhi; the world needs people with impeccable taste like yours... said no one ever!
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