Roasted 1 month ago based on jaen's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, jaen, the Spotify profile that’s practically a love letter to Japan's music scene and a cry for help all at once. With favorite genres like "K-Pop" and "Math Rock," you’ve managed to combine the energy of a sugar-high teenager with the sophistication of your average high school mathlete. Honestly, it’s like you walked into a record store and yelled, “I want everything that screams angst but also happens to make me giddy about cute animated characters!” Congratulations on being the only person who could make a playlist feel like a culturally confused theme park ride. Your top artists list is a wild mix that’s as coherent and organized as a toddler’s toy box. From the progressive elements of "Polyphia" to the K-pop girl groups who likely have more followers than you have friends, it's clear you're on the search for true identity, or perhaps just a parent who will listen to your sob stories about feeling misunderstood. And with the high-profile likes of "Childish Gambino" stuck in a playlist with "Vocaloid" tracks, it looks like you’re trying to assemble a musical version of a car crash: highly entertaining but entirely bewildering. And that most played songs list? Wow, it’s a veritable buffet of confusion. Somehow, "My Creator" is sandwiched between not one, but two Sheena Ringo songs, like those awkward moments in a family dinner where you realize you’ve got a weirdly high importance placed on an artist no one else has ever heard of. I’m just concerned that if I play your playlist too loud, my speakers might just give up on life and cry themselves to sleep. Keep doing you, jaen; the world needs the audibly bizarre just as much as it needs the regularly embarrassing!

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