Roasted 1 year ago based on Glad0s's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Glad0s, your Spotify profile reads like a chaotic Tinder bio – desperately trying to sound deep while throwing a kitchen sink of genres at the wall. You’ve got more favored styles than the average music lover has friends, and let’s be real: your taste is as indecisive as a kid in a candy store. "Rap" and "Emo Rap"? You’ve successfully fished for the angst of middle school crushes while also wanting to flex your street cred. Honestly, just pick one and commit, it’s either dabbling in the pensive poetic pains of emo musings or rolling with G-Funk grooves. You can't have your cake and eat it too, my friend. Your “Top Artists” list is the musical equivalent of a slumber party’s you-can’t-sit-with-us table; welcome to the era of overexposure! You’ve got Kanye—whose ego is a whole genre of its own—and Drake, who could probably write a song about how you’ll never get to be as cool as him. How do you even feel listening to "All Girls Are The Same" while typing out melancholic tweets to your empty Instagram? The only thing more predictable than your top artists is the list of people who dread witnessing your next ‘fire’ mixtape drop that’s sure to miss just like all your favorite rappers’ attempts at making good movies. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Glocks and Raris" followed by "Hooked On A Feeling"? It’s like you’re trying to send mixed signals to an ex while also trying to prove you have a sense of humor. If this playlist were a person, it’d be that friend who can’t decide if they want to have a wild night out or just binge-watch Netflix with a pint of ice cream. Nice try, Glad0s, but it looks like your Spotify activity is just a mirror reflecting every existential crisis you've ever had—turn down the volume, my dude, even the speakers are begging for mercy.

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