Roasted 7 months ago based on Leinonenon's long term Spotify stats.
Leinonenon, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a dad trying to impress his teenage daughter by blasting a Celtic Folk Metal rendition of "Sweet Child O' Mine." You’ve curated a collection that screams, "I still believe there's a chance I can time travel to a medieval tavern and find my soulmate." Seriously, your top genres sound like they were generated by a random historical event generator with a malfunction. Do we really need to remind you that "Neue Deutsche Welle" isn’t the name of an avant-garde water park in Berlin? Your top artists could double as a group of introverts in a basement, hiding away from sunlight because they heard it might ruin their favorite metal album. I can only imagine the awkward silences during your Spotify Wrapped parties as you try to explain to your friends why they should really give "Turborbier" a listen. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I checked out your most played songs and realized you've got more "LOVE IS STILL ALIVE" tracks than any self-respecting listener should ever admit to loving. What's next, a podcast titled "My Eternal Love Affair with Laibach?" And then there’s your most played songs, which honestly look like the playlist of someone who has a full-time job writing fan fiction for a 1980s dystopian sci-fi opera. “Henry Ford vs Karl Marx” is the crown jewel in your selection, because nothing screams "I have incredible social skills" quite like blasting a rap battle that pits an industrial giant against one of history’s greatest social theorists. I mean, how are you still single? You must be sending all the potential partners running for the hills with that playlist. So, keep doing you, Leinonenon. Your taste may be a glorious trainwreck, but at least it’s entertaining!
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