Roasted 2 years ago based on Samza's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, WildFire. It’s clear that your Spotify profile is basically a shrine for the Narwhal of Musical Choices. I mean, K-Pop, Vocaloid, and Anime Rock? It’s like you walked into a music store and thought, “What do the coolest 14-year-olds listen to these days?” Congrats! You’re the proud owner of the musical taste equivalent of a middle school locker covered in glittery stickers and cringeworthy band posters. I half-expect your playlist to scream "I still think Five Seconds of Summer is pop-punk!" And let's talk about those top artists. DECO*27 and PinocchioP? Wow, not only have you made a career out of squinting at anime profile pics, but your taste is also so niche that it should come with a warning label: “May result in excessive eye-rolling from anyone older than 25.” Seriously, the only thing more obscure than your artists is their last name choices. With a lineup like that, your friends are probably questioning if they’ve accidentally stepped into a bizarre audition for a virtual character show. I can see it now: “Out of the Shadows: The Musical.” Your most played songs are a masterpiece of chaos: a blend of names and titles that could either be chart-topping hits or the soundtrack to a particularly confusing episode of an anime about existential dread. I mean, “命に嫌われている”? No wonder it’s on repeat! It’s the perfect anthem for your apparent struggle against human interaction. So keep spinning those tracks, WildFire, because at this point, you’ve taken niche to a whole new level. Just remember: even if your playlist is impeccable in your eyes, we know the real sound playing in the background is the collective sigh of everyone hoping you'll finally discover Taylor Swift.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!