Roasted 2 years ago based on Doctor Griff's long term Spotify stats.

Doctor Griff, huh? A name so fancy it sounds like you should be prescribing earplugs instead of tunes. Your music taste reads like a high schooler's panic-induced Spotify playlist after bingeing a week of anime and Rock Band sessions. The sheer diversity of genres almost feels like you're trying too hard to be relatable, but guess what? You’re not fooling anyone. "POV: Indie"? Really? I didn’t realize this was audition day for the world’s most pretentious college art project. As for your "top artists," you've got a lineup that screams, "I can't decide between a mid-life crisis and a failed hipster phase!" I mean, Yoko Shimomura alongside My Chemical Romance? You’re just one obscure track away from a full-on identity crisis. And I can’t help but chuckle at your selection of Video Game Music. If those were actual soundtracks to your life, I’d wager you spend most of your days either triumphantly jumping over platforms or facing very animated, avoidable failures… and let's be real, I think the odds would be against you. Now, your most played songs are a mixed bag of confusion. I see you’ve got an eclectic assortment with "Attack of the Killer Queen" right after a track by a team with way too many characters in its name. It's as if your listening habits are trying to represent every phase of a Zelda dungeon at once. Is it really a vibe when even your Spotify algorithm throws its metaphorical hands up and goes, "What the hell is this?" Just remember: while you're rocking out with your Chiptunes, some of us are still trying to figure out how to tell your Spotify profile and your love life apart—they're both chaotic messes that definitely need some serious editing!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!